Ams

What is Ams?


1.

acronym for Allocated Mating Source

many people wish Carmen Electra was their AMS

2.

Someone with initials that actually sound like something: KLAP, KAM, SAC, etc.

Also known as an Amsyy.

Person 1: I wish I was an Ams, like you.

Person 2: I don't, my initials spell ASS!

See ams, savage, alexandra, protector, stubborn, loving

3.

Stands for a midget sucking. Usually when a annoying, spazz tries to suck a dick while they are on there knees. Usually has big teeth and an annoying laugh. Sometimes is confused with there sexuality. Goes to PHS --> a positive ho sorrority.

Jacob T: I got a ams last night.

Caroline C: I wish I could be an ams; I'm tall.

See midget, sucking, alexi, bitch, cunt, annoying, sex, dick

4.

An auto motor sports shop that have parts, tune, and race cars that ranges from evo's, subbies, nissan's, srt4's, and 1st and 2nd gen dsm's. Placed records in the quarter miles including time attacks and is one of the most well known shops for evo's.

I went to AMS to have my turbo kit installed and tuned, hopin to run mid 10's if not high 10's with my daily driver.

See racing, parts, tuning, cars

5.

one word GREASE!!!!!!!!!!!

marc the towel head bomber

6.

greasy person who i never h/u with. I can do MUCH better. he just started jacking off in front of me and then tried to kiss me with his iraqi tounge that was prob. down his dads throat

iraqi bomber

See maria

7.

Ask My Supervisor: a condition that afflicts most hourly workers, especially at fast food restaurants, where the employee cannot make a decision - no matter how simple - outside of their normal duties without "asking my supervisor".

Customer: Can I substitute onion rings for fries and still pay the combo price?

Fast food drone: *blank stare* I dunno, I will have to ask my supervisor.

Customer #2: She got a bad case of AMS.

See food, stupid, drone, obama, idiot


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