Amtgard Edit Meaning

1.

A LARP (Live-action RolePlaying Game)/sport utilizing safely foam padded weapons to simulate midieval/fantasy melee combat and magic use. Originated in Texas and has since spread throughout the U.S. and other continents.

"Is that a gang fight in the park?"

"No, that's foam, not baseball bats. That's the local Amtgard group"

See Groan

2.

Amtgard

Amtgard. See also: Loser, Antisocial Masturbator, Violent Pedophile.

Teens, and adults alike, who live in a fantasy world of their own invention. Somewhat like D&D, but this is a LARP game (Live Action Role Playing), so these people get to actually beat on each other with foam covered clubs. Most get erections while beating each other, and have to sneak off behind a bush to please each other. Usually the domain of fat, outcast children and adults. Training ground for serial killers, and the kid who spits in your fries at the drive through.

"Johnny was playing Amtgard with the older kids at the park",

"That's nice honey, maybe that's why he just sodomized the cat, and broke it's neck, before burning it in the backyard, with lighter fluid, and a Fire Dragon Spell"

3.

This is a game where people who think they are squires or dragons or some crap run around and hit eachother with soft things.

furries

yiffing

HA HA IM USING TEH INTERNET

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SLEEP

Death!