Amway Edit Meaning

1.

Proud peddlers of overpriced shit. And I can't believe so many people buy their products!

If you want a can of beans, don't pay $7.99 (plus shipping and handling) from the Amway store. Just buy it at your local grocery store for 79 cents.

2.

It's bad enough that their stuff costs too much. It's even worse when they have door-to-door salespeople harassing you every Saturday morning.

Damn you, Amway! Can't you motherfuckers just leave me alone so I can get some sleep?

See Roy

3.

More like Shamway to me. I'm not buying their shit.

The Amway cult only wants to convert you into a mindless slave of their company, which only exists to drain money off suckers who buy their inferior-quality products.

See middle finger

4.

This pyramid scheme/ Multi-Level Marketingcult is also known as Quickstar or Quixtar.

This cult reaps huge profits from making expensive motivational videoes/tapes and numerous seminars which basically try to convince you to purchase even more motivational videoes/tapes. To even make a profit from selling their ridiculously EXPENSIVE product line, you have to already have a shitload of money, preferrably in the hundred$ of thou$and$, which is why they have celebrities and sports-stars promoting their crap.

I made the terrible mistake of attending an Amway/Quickstar seminar last week. 146 minutes of my life wasted listening to a bunch of rich white people preaching religious sermons about how their products will "change your life" if you purchase their motivational crap in order to become even more interested in their cult and their pricey products.

See sarcastic

5.

a bunch of misfit wankers suckering those people who are really vunerable and really need to spend their money elsewhere,

I was so fucking hardup not having a job or income, I was still forced to drive 120 miles each way with no fucking insurance no MOT on my car and an out of date tax disc to a dream weekend and when I got there had to sleep in the boot of my car not one tosser even offered me a spare bed in their hotel room, I have fucked up so many relationships and frienships over this bollocks, when I left I felt like I had recovered from cancer! I cannot apologise enough to the people I was unlucky enough to sponser into the group and who they sponsored.

6.

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.

I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.

See AYB

7.

their products suck ass

See pity