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When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy wi..
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One who masturbates using only the left hand.
Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
Mike: &quo..
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when a gay or straight man ejaculates in another mans booty while the man thats being ejaculated on creates fecies at the same time.
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