An Elvis Presley

What is An Elvis Presley?

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When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouseunrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.

Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.

Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.

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