What is An Englishman, Irishman And A Scotsman?

1.

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdomwhich involve a man from England, Scotlandand Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

See scotland, england, ireland, jokes, uk
73

Random Words:

Un Cro-cro-dile
1. n. a phrase coined by several young men in search of a code word for an ugly person who is persistent & consistent in their efforts ..
Read more
Cauky
1. Caucasian A caucasian person The eyes on that cauky are as round as overcoat buttons. See caucasian, ethnic, race, white..
Read more
Lezbomb
1. A lezbomb is someone that is riciculously butch, not restricted to masculine lesbians but also people who regularly shop at Home Depot. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free