What is Anaconda?
1.
A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.
2.
A fucking huge snake.
Or a crappy JLo movie.
Holy fucking shit! Anaconda's on USA.... AGAIN!
3.
A shitty movie
Poorly-animated snakes
4.
n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors. The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.
Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.
5.
1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.
1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.
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6.
a really huge poop, one that snakes around the perimeter of the bowl. Can also be wide in girth. accomplished by going
Woah, that's a stinky anaconda I just laid down.
7.
A title given to only the vilest of people. Like a snake in the way that he or she lies to get what they want, and Anaconda is worse because he/she will constrict, control, or manipulate to achieve some twisted or perverse goal.
N: Man Emily is such an Anaconda, why is she trying to ruin your new relationship after she spent all that time lying and cheating on you when you were dating?
J: I don't know...
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