Anal Edit Meaning

1.

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

See Oprah

2.

Common misconception for gay-sex. In reality, Anal is the act of making love or otherwise having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. Arguably, the best sex one can have, as the nerve endings and g-spot stimulation of the female during penetration as well as the rather tight squeeze and domination satisfaction for the male.

Occasionally, gay men participate but they mostly enjoy oral due to the rather unpleasant feeling of the prostate during intercourse (common misconception is that it feels good to men, please).

Women usually offer anal to a man once she really loves him, as it is probably the most intimate thing she could provide him. She would not let just anyone penetrate her anally. Trust is a very big factor but once it is gained anal often becomes the preferred (but not openly discussed) form of lovemaking. Is also considered a great form of birth-control. Use plenty of lub and be patient at first when you try. Then once she loosens up, pump away and enjoy!

Sex in a woman's ass is THE holy-of-the-holy's!

See buttman

3.

bend over and i'll show you.

^ what he said ^

4.

to be really up tight

to pay excessive attention to detail

to be a total tight-ass

to over explain or define something

He said I had to stack the first row of cups 20" high, and the second row 12" high, what an anal dickwad.

See klutz

5.

Sexual - Short for anal sex.

The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.

I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.

6.

To insert a penis, dildo, butt plug, vegetable, or just about whatever fits into the ass or booty of a girl, or boy.

Last night I had some of the best anal ever, man those greek girls know how to take it in the ass.

7.

-The best sex a man can get from his woman.

-never messy and always satisfying

-anal is hard to find, but once found you will never lose the privilege of having it again.

also known as:

Stop! My ass is burning!

I gave my girlfriend a gold necklace and she let me have anal with her.