What is Anal Asphyxiation?
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A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass.
My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.
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Exclamation of disbelief that doesn't use the lord's name in vain
"Excuse me miss, your cat Gussy took a piss on my carp..