Anal Beard

What is Anal Beard?


1.

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"

"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"

"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODDand it smells real bad"

"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

2.

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

3.

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard

I have an sweaty anal beard

See anal, beard, hairy, arse, anus

4.

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH

See fur, hairy, poo, ass, anal

5.

a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?

See anal, beard, men, and, but, butt, choad

6.

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

See Fresh

7.

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"

Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"


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