Anal Bleeder

What is Anal Bleeder?


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A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

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