Anal Blindness

What is Anal Blindness?

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

See anal, lazy, boss, work, shy, bed, excuse

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'

Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'

Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

See anal, ass, blind, sight

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