Anal Blindness

What is Anal Blindness?

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

See anal, lazy, boss, work, shy, bed, excuse

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'

Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'

Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

See anal, ass, blind, sight

Zhalko

1. is used to define someone realy sexy. Sexyness and huge sex appeal Hey you are realy zhalko are you a LatinLover? OMG, I saw a zhalko..

Chubby Cheeks

1. A name to describe a fat dork who has a round face. hey chubby cheeks get yo ass over here! See fat, chubby, dork, fat ass, fatass..

Gibbytongue

1. A womans clitoris (as opposed to a mans) She spread her meat curtains and her hard little gibbytongue stuck out just waiting to be lick..

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