What is Anal Confetti?
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A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.
I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the
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