What is Anal Confetti?
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A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.
I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the
double-barrel shotgun ...
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An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls..
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An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his ..
