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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.
Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang he..
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If you're really lazy you're said to be Merrillian
-Man we should go out tonight!
-Nah I'm just gonna stay in and play ..