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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, suga..
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A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
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(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
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