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The use of bogus and/or often contrived excuses for ones inappropriate actions. To claim to always be right even when proved otherwise. ..
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When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
The dog was licking my balls ..
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A muncher of jizz.
Particularly noticeable when the man has a high sperm count, and hence it must be chewed before being swallowed
Bec..