Anal Glacoma

What is Anal Glacoma?

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

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