Anal Invitation

What is Anal Invitation?

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomizeher.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

See anal, asshole, sex, butt, ass, sodomy, booty

Zaffoness

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..

Elaphagina

1. A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch. "I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."..

Your Nana

1. another phrase used instead of your mum ie1: hahahaha i did your mum noob. so what you idiot, i did your nana. ie2: sup boi. ..

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