Anal Lasagna

What is Anal Lasagna?


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n. A sexual position achieved by first having one man pound a person (usually a woman) in the anus. As his/her anus approaches prolapse, he donkey punches the victim so that his/her anus fully prolapses, expanding into a donut-like shape. Subsequently, the surrounding group of men stand around the unconscious person with the prolapsed anus, each masturbating onto the inversed rectum. When they have all finished, the first male (who performed the donkey punch), sprays Easy Cheese™ on the inversed anus and the last guy who finished must proceed to lick the cheese and cum-covered prolapsed anus before the girl wakes up.

"Marcus, you motherfucker, you missed a spot! I can still see that Ez shit leaking out of her shorts! Next time, do us all a favor and don't take 20 minutes when we do and Anal Lasagna, and let someone experienced do the job."

"Damn, that ho's got white stuff in her shorts all the time, no one will notice."

See pruger, easy cheese, hot fudge sundae, chili cheese dog, lasagna


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