Anal Leash

What is Anal Leash?

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People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

See doggy style, doggy, anal, sex, doggie, doggie style, jill
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