What is Anal Mechanic?
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A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.
Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."
"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"
"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
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