Anal Muff

What is Anal Muff?


1.

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.

"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."

See ass grass, anal afro

2.

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

See anal suprise

3.

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"

Scott: "You scare me dude!"

See stinky, stink puss, stinky pussy, aids, stink cunt, slut, dog


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