What is Anal Muff Mole?
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Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.
'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'
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Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)
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