What is Anal Opener?
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similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
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An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.
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