What is Anal Opener?
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similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
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A woman who patronizes men for the sake of being a big-headed woman. See "Penis Envy"
That woman cleopatronizes the men in he..