Anal Pirate

What is Anal Pirate?


1.

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.

Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

2.

An accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of anal sex. These sessions usually involve sexual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby anal sex may be a given in the established practices of the couple. As an anal pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the title.

Last nite, at the cocktail bar, Ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the "A" in apprenticeships is all about.....he's a real anal pirate.

See anal, pirate, anal sex, intercourse, sexual

3.

One who is willing to take anything anal.

Joey: Missy is an anal pirate, last night she put a bowling pin in her ass.

Elliott: Dude! Let me get at that

See anal, pirate, anally, ass, booty

4.

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.

or ur a fucking anal pirate.

See pirate sex, pirate style


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