Anal Richter Scale

What is Anal Richter Scale?


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a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!


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