Anal Sideburns

What is Anal Sideburns?


1.

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

See asshair, bunghole, rectum, elvis


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