Anal Tally

What is Anal Tally?

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

See dingleberry, dingleberries, hair, ass hair, crack, ass crack, butt crack

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