Anal Tissue

What is Anal Tissue?

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?

<hubby> Not good.

<wife> What happened?

<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.

<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?

<hubby> I used my undershirt.

See toilet paper, buttwipe, kleenex, charmin

Zagoshe

1. An internet forum troll, particularly one prone to right-wing rants against women, gays and liberals. Etymology of "zagoshe" ..

The Notorious Gothic Strangler

1. When A young Gothic dame gets a little to hot and heavy in the sack with a band member, and starts to strangle them by there adams apple..

Gn0b

1. Someone who is a n00b. A combination of the words knob, and n0b , which is also the way n00bs spell "n00b". d00d, that gn0b ..

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