Anal Tissue

What is Anal Tissue?


1.

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?

<hubby> Not good.

<wife> What happened?

<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.

<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?

<hubby> I used my undershirt.

See toilet paper, buttwipe, kleenex, charmin


47

Random Words:

1. A professional algebra user... Pronounced Al-ge-bra-lila-kissed Tends to be used when teachers say "algerbra is useful in life&qu..
1. The small piece of bone that sticks down in the middle of the rib cage. Also known as sternum I hate it when people touch my kephladgel..
1. When you do something dumb you become a queer burger or if you act really stupid Dude, stop being a queer burger or i will slap you up ..