Anal Tissue

What is Anal Tissue?


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A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?

<hubby> Not good.

<wife> What happened?

<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.

<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?

<hubby> I used my undershirt.

See toilet paper, buttwipe, kleenex, charmin


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