Analglaucoma

What is Analglaucoma?

a false forseen condition typically used as an excuse for a sick day

Tom: hey boss Ive got analglaucoma

boss: what is that? are you ok?

Tom : I am ok but I can see my ass wont be at work tomorrow

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Ohttam

1. the coolest nickname around...created by spelling the name backwards... Matt Ho backwards = Ohttam ~! See ohttam..

Tootsie Pole

1. The state of a stripper pole after a stripper somehow rubs up anally against it. "What, you want me to say my name is Candy? You w..

Swizzed

1. Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable ..

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