What is Analogist?
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A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.
"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."
