Anal-retarded

What is Anal-retarded?

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

Tangler

1. A long strand or strands of ass-hair that things get tangled in. Damn! I got a poo nugget stuck in my tangler. See asshair, ass hair, ..

Open-faced Grilled Cheese

1. The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine. Oh man, I forgot to put t..

Qwank

1. A quick wank. That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd. Hmm. I fancy a quank. 2. me mam said it by acciden..

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