Anal-retarded

What is Anal-retarded?

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

Zekeing

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Flippy Cup

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They Don't Have Maps

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