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A first-time shopper at an IKEA.
Hey, can I ask you a question, I'm an IKEA virgin?
See newbie, rookie, trainee, geek..
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One who tries to be an asshole and really sucks at it.
"Yo, bitchclown, BACK DA FUCK UP!"
See douchebag, asshole, poser, cun..