Anchor

What is Anchor?


1.

A person who can slow down an entire group.

A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.

What an anchor! She helled up an entire line at the check out for no reason.

That gut is such an anchor. He made us all wait half an hour so he could go kill a badger.

I do not want to bring Dave any where. He is such an anchor. A short trip takes all day with him.

See waiting, delay, quick

2.

To wait. Anchoring - waiting.

"Guy, I need to go get some coin from the atm. You comming?"

"Na-na dude, I'll just anchor here till you get back bro."

See wait, chill, hold up, waiting, chilling, chillin

3.

A large, heavy object dropped from a ship to prevent it from floating away. However, using anchors in the way they are intended to be used is just plain boring. Anchors are much more entertaining if they are dropped from the sky onto the head of someone you hate or generally dislike. In this sense, anchors are closely related to anvils and 16-ton weights. Though less common than its relatives, the anchor is favored by sadists for its broad, dull blade, which creates a spectacle that is generally much more gory than its broad-bottomed alternatives, which are known for creating simple splats or accordion effects.

Edgar hated John Doe. Edgar hated John Doe so much that dropping an anvil or weight on his head simply wouldn't suffice. So, Edgar dropped an anchor on John Doe. As a result, John Doe was splattered AND cleaved messily in half.

See anvil, weight, cartoon, chainsaw, splat, splort, smash, crush, boat

4.

The last person to go during a relay.

The strongest or fastest competetor on the team, meant to pick up the slack at the last second.

Ex. Swimming relay.

Put Sarah as the anchor, she's got the fastest time.

See sports, race, relay, swimming, track

5.

The final person on a team to flip in any given round of flip cup. The anchor is often a clutch position where the player must make up for the team's slack. Other times the anchor has enough time to show off with a flip under the leg or behind the back, or the always impressive one and a half.

We were about to lose the match, but Flynn was anchor and made a clutch one-flip for the game winner.

Brett was being a dick as anchor and decided to flip behind the back since we were so far ahead.

See flip cup, tippy cup, flippy cup, drinking game

6.

Something that stops a group cuz its important.

ex:

Dave: "Hey man why are we stopping?"

St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*

See shit, lesbo, piper, topless

7.

Refering to a mans body hair style, the anchor goes across the chest, down from the neck and around up the arse crack completing the shape of an anchor.

Does your boyfriend have lots of body hair?

Yeah hes got an anchor.

See ships, hooks, j's


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