Anchor Ear

What is Anchor Ear?


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A single large ear that is out of proportion to a person's head and other ear causing one's head to lean to the side due to the weight. This is often caused by cauliflowering or just a grotesque deformity. The typical person with "anchor ear" has had their spirit broken over the years by childhood taunting, a dominant spouse, failure in the workplace, and is quite likely in dire financial straights.

"Did Brian get into a car accident or something? He looks like he injured his neck."

"Nah, he's just got the anchor ear. Your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear."

"Thank God I married a governor since he's successful and isn't deformed like a circus freak."

See wtf, freak, tool, ass clown, destitute


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