What is Anchorman?
1.
hilarious
"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."
"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"
"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"
"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"
"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"
"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."
"I love... lamp"
"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."
"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket
2.
really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
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3.
A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world.
4.
best demoman to ever touch a mouse
anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.
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