Ancient Mariner

What is Ancient Mariner?


1.

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.

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2.

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

I clapped with delight when my boyfriend surprised me with an Ancient Mariner.

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3.

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"

I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.

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4.

So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.

Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.

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