Ancient Zwerl

What is Ancient Zwerl?


1.

An ancient sculpture found in the European Musueam with the features of Lindsay "Ancient" Zwerls.

I fucked Ancient so hard last night that she cried.

2.

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

3.

A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.

Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.

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