Random Words:
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A weak retort used when one can't back up their claims.
You want my ghost friend to do what?! You sir, are an ideological bigot.
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A McDonalds labour slave.
1: Ha, you work at McDonalds. You're a McDonalds labour slave.
2: :(
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If target is male: baby dick
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masturbation.
guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
See jerk, the, turkey, wanker..