What is And Then My Cousin Got Murdered...?
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The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on fmylife where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
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a term to call an Aussie when you are mad at them.
**some Aussie guy is making fun of you**
you: shut up you kangaroo fucker
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(Verb) Unawkwardify:
To take a social retard and make them slightly less socially retarded.
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To break wind LOUDLY & UNEXPECTEDLY!!!
"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKS..
