What is And Then My Cousin Got Murdered...?


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The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on fmylife where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."

Tim: "Is this story going any where?"

Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."

Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

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