What is And Then My Cousin Got Murdered...?
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The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on fmylife where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
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a place where every evil old person in the world goes to mingle and ruin the lives of young adults trying to live off of minimum wage.
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being comfortable
ex.1 john move out of the chair no man i'm snugged
ex.2 i'm snugged in my bed
See im sleep..
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No just stop right therre! That was lame just don't talk anymore Fool
Man freeze that son!
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what the fuck is wrong with you? S..
