Anderson Silva

What is Anderson Silva?


1.

Nouns:

1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.

2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.

Verbs:

1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.

2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.

Noun:

1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.

2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.

Verb:

" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."

"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.

See ufc, pride fc, combat

2.

A Brazilian Mixed Martial Artsfighter who fights in the UFC. He is currently Middle Weight Champion. Silva has also been ranked as the top pound-for-pound by Sherdog (the largest MMA website).

Silva has training in Muay Thaiand Brazilian Ju-Jitsu. Silvas Nickname "The Spider" comes from his use of Muay Thai, a martial arts in where there are eight contact points of striking. These contact points include two hands, two elbows, two shins, and two knees, and Silva can be seen using these in his fights.

Anderson Silva is currently Middle Weight Champ, can he ever be beat?

See ufc, mma, muay thai


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