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When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.
Last night I got a yellow surprise. It sc..
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When your on the bottom having sex and you need to tell your girlfriend to work that ass or dismount your Schlong.
Shit Bitch, don&apos..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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