What is Andover?
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a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
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the town of "andover" needs a good definiton and im here to give it.....
andover is a town in massachusetts that i've lived in all my life and still haven't discovered why the fuck anyone would volunterally want to live here....
this town sucks.... its boring and there's nothing to do in it besides go "uptown" or go to another town/state..... we have 1 mcdonalds, 1 starbucks, tons of pizza shops, and 2 dunkin donuts.... which is good.... but there isn't even a taco bell or wendy's here....we have to go all the way to lawrence for late night munchies.... :(
the people in andover are idiots basically (unless ur asian or u go to
the girls here are mainly "preppy" (sluts basically, that carry around dooney and bourke bags, wear abercrombie/holister/AE layered tops, skinny/tan and get drunk then hook up with different guys all in one night and then create catfights and talk behind everyone's backs)...i would call them "conservative sluts"....
the real downright "sluts" are girls who think they are wicked cool cause they get free drugs for giving guys head and who i predict in a few years will have some serious "
the guys here are mainly jocks or druggies or even sporty-druggies.... the jocks are egotistical cocky assholes who think they're funny but really just piss off and annoy most ppl... the druggies here are either "wanna-be bad asses" or just grundgy, sickly white crackas.... the “sporty-druggies” are the star champions of our school and all the adults love them but don't realize what they snort/breath/injest on the weekends...
there are only a few black ppl and they all stay together and dance and wear big baggy shirts and walk really slow and just scare all the white ppl.... i don’t know why the white ppl are intimidated since most of the "ghetto" ppl have never stepped into brooklyn or detroit in their lives and are actually basically middle class ppl that can afford lots of expensive clothing and electronics.....
our "alternative" ppl consist of mcr/ccp/fftl posers that smoke clove cigarettes, wear 1 old pair of bondage pants constantly and try to stay "unique and individual" while all of them wear the same clothes, are all bisexual, look the same, write the same "death is fun" and "satan is my hero" shit, thay all say they are "alone in the world" while they all gather together and show off there scratched wrists...
they're are a few normal ppl in this town and they're great ppl who will eventually leave this town and never come back.... they'll all realize they probally would of had a more happy youthful experience if they had lived in another town that had at least a music shop or a movie theatre or god knows what would make this town better..... this town has no hope... A-town will always blow....
person 1- "ugh i don't ever get anything i want!!"
person 2- "don't u live in ANDOVER?
person 1- "umm yaa?..."
person 2- "don't u live in a mansion? have ur own car? have a razor? have a ipod nano? have lots of expensive clothes? can afford tons of drugs? didn't ur parents pay completely for u to get into college? gave u lots of extra cash/debit cards/credit cards? pay for ur fake hair/nails/tan?
person 1- "yup i have all that stuff :-)"
person 2-"o yaa.... soo of course u never get what u want.... fucking rich conceited bitch"
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A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Andover can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there isn't much to do for kids unless they figure something out themselves. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time.
Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Andover tonight, let's just sit around and complain.
Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...
Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.
Kid 2 - Ok...
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. Andover
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up at the Barretts house and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
. Andover link send redefine 24 up, 8 down
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
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The definition of the kids are-
Rich spoiled know it alls.
Jocks.
Mainstream music fans.
Judge mental homos.
They get everything from there daddy.
Suck ups.
Talk shit.
I'm going to college for a football scholorship.
Andover, The town full of shit.
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Well, after living in this town for the past 11 years, I must say it is kind of exciting, thats of course when your younger. This town starts to become suck ass boring! The phrase "Let's go Uptown" is a fucked up one. Here in Andover, kids will think they are cool going "Uptown" when actually its boring as fuck! Guys waste 4 hours of their afternoon by trying to impress girls that huddle around thinking nothing but themselves. Most girls in this town wear that Hollister Abercombie shit that is overpriced and not worth wearing. Guys think they have to wear skater clothes to keep up with the times! FUCK THE TIMES nobody in this town I mean nobody is their own person, its sick. There are more banks then you can even picture in ur head, theres banks left and right, its annoying... You have a Starbucks, Dunkins, Mcdonalds, and all of that crap. All the shit that gets you fat. Kids Here have more money than Jesus can stuff in his own pocket. The merchants here don't care if there's to many kids, they make booming busniess! People walk around with five 20's in their pockets thinking they got "Money in the bank." Man, society in this town is gay. Girls in this town dress very slutty but then again. THEY ALL PROUDS!! A kiss on the cheek will be for discussion for months! It's like damnnn where is this town headed!! Where are the people headed! Now to the boys, they all think they are ghetto or skater. It's pathetic! They waist hours of their lifes for prouds that give no action or not even a relationship. They all take it to seriously... Now they are normal kids that are their own person and I repect that. Well thats pretty much it, that Andover MA for you!
A summary of the town Andover and how boring it is and a waist of time!
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oh. Andover. I've been here for like all my fucking life. So when i see black people, or white trash I get scared. what do you expect, we're pretty much the stereotypical white town who are all racist against
If you go to methuen, or lawrence, kids will know you're from andover. All the girls carry around their lifesavings in their purses which are worth more than their lives. If you're not a millionaire, you're considered poor. People will constantly look down upon you, no matter how popular you are.
The girls are pretty bitchy i must say. They all look the same, talk like valley girls, dress the same, and wear tons of makeup. Its like what the girls look like in Laguna beach. They all say how each of them are really Pretty, but deep inside they hate eachother and want the other to die.
Since there is nothing to do in andover, the surrounding towns built everything right outside of the town. Burger king, wendy's, you name it, its right on the border.
The guys are either jocks or emos or druggies. The jocks think they are cool. They are. Everyone hates them, but are afraid to say anything to them. Cuz they'll get their ass kicked by a group of football players. The Emo's piss the fuck out of everyone, cuz they think their lives suck, when actually they arent that bad since their parents probly have millions down their sleeves. And the druggies have the most money. But, they just spend it on drugs.
The asians here are mostly losers, besides a few. They are usually grouped together, and theres like a hundred of them, so you get the feeling your school is going is having an asian invasion.
There are little to no black kids in ANdover. And if they are here, they usually leave within a yaer.
If you dont pass the MCAS, everyone fucking knows about it. THe basketball team is pretty good, the swim team rules, and yeah.
Andover isnt all that bad, just take out the slutty bitches, black people, and the money. and we're just your all american town.
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most of the kids are smart, and pretty much hate their lives if they get a B.
Methuen kid:
"whoa, look at that mustang, its so nice!"
Andover kid:
"yeah, how crossguard lady drives one just like that"
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