What is Andrew Gower?
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top 100 richest persons under 31 in the UK. The dude who made runescape. Completely rich
That guy andrew gower is so loaded
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2.
The creator of
Probably has no life, But I'm guessing he's made alot of money.
Chris - OMG OMG! I'm gunna see Andrew Gower this weekend! he created
Runescape you know!
Andy - Nerd...
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The worlds most evil man, for making runescape, which has consumed the lives of many obese teenagers with no lifes what so ever! It is said he is extremely rich.
Noob: OMG ANDREW GOWER PHR33 ST00F PL0XZ?!?
Andrew: Banned, noob!
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A retard who made runescape, to start with he had alot of trouble getting people to work for him, so he had to bumrape them incredibly hard.
It was so hard that they could not work.
On the 12th June 2002; Andrew Gower got laid for the first time, before this he had only had chat sex on his beloved game.
When asked about this, he said that he hated proper sex.
He ranked his sex life as follows:
1) Bumraping men to work for him
2) Bumraping his kids when they died on runescape
3) Bumraping Michael Jackson while playing runescape
4) Bumraping his computer when it wouldn't work
5) Bumraping his mouse when the batteries ran out
6) Bumraping his keyboard when he spilt water on it
7) Bumraping his best friend because he stole his "full dragon"
8) Having a wank
9) Bumraping mom, when she grounded him
10) Bumraping men everytime he updated his website
11) Jacking off when sad in order to "prevent depression"
12) Bumraping his Dad when he wouldn't play runescape
13) Bumraping himself when someone quit runescape
14) And finally sex! (this was also bumrape)
To be honest, Andrew Gower is a fucked up man. He may be stinking rich but has no life.
Well, i suppose he does have a life (bumraping people).
Andrew Gower: "Omg Michael Jackson!!!"
Michael Jackson turns around to look at kids
Andrew Gower: "Wanna work for me?"
Michael Jackson starts molesting little boy
Andrew Gower bumrapes him extremely hard
Michael Jackson: "It don't matter if your black or white!"
Andrew Gower: "wanna work for me?"
Michael Jackson: "Na fuck off"
Andrew Gower bumrapes him so hard he dies.
Next days headlines: Andrew Gower charged with the murder of Michael Jackson.
Murder weapon : Andrew Gowers 2cm dick.
Nerd: "0|-| n0 4n1)R3w G0||3r5 1)34d!"
Other nerd: "1 4/|/| 1337 h4><0Rz!"
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The man who created a million dollar game, but never passed 3rd grade math.
Has caused the wasting of lives of thousands of teenagers, more than he can count.
Can be used in name calling...
favre - haha that guy thought 45 was lower than 30, he's such an Andrew Gower
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a god among men, the man who created the the amazing and popular game
that guy andrew gower is pritty cool
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