Andrew Malak

What is Andrew Malak?


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Andrew Malak is a dangerously obese man with a disfigured chin. This disfiguration can be so described as a chin in the shape of a pair of testicles. No one knows why he has this. Many scientists believe that it is the build up of fat cells in the chin because the body is too filled in other locations.

This subject tends to be easily enraged by minute events. An example would be when we were playing Battlefield 2 and one of our fellow members knifed him. Malak literally could have torn his own chin off at the pure rage of this situation. Several doctors agree with me when I say that the rage is fueled by the fat stored in his third gluteous maximus.

This man claims he drives a muscle car but it turns out it's the wagon version. How can this be?!

In short, Andrew Malak is when you pretend to be a 400+/-lbs man, with a very severe anger problem, and suck on a fellow man's penis to get in his favor.

Can also be used just as Malak.

Dude, that guy is totally going full on Andrew Malak on him. What a douche harmon.

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