What is Andrzej?
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1. n. The empty shell of a man that now thrives on the dregs of television such as Gossip Girl and reality TV shows.
2. n. An organism that is intoxicated by pudding and uses it to cope with the troubles of the world.
3. n. One that is well-versed in terrorist language (i.e. a language that requires excessive usage of the letter Z).
4. v. To trigger the smoke alarm by boiling pasta.
1. Despite being totally jacked, he is a total Andrzej because all he does is watch soap operas and eats ice cream.
2. My roommate is an Andrzej, downing pudding like a sorority girl chugs vodka at a frat party.
3. Have you seen his name? It exceeds the legal threshold for Z's. That man is 100% genuine Andrzej.
4. The man simply cannot cook. He andrzej'd the spaghetti again.
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