Angeleyes

What is Angeleyes?


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An internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and sexually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing 'Angeleyes' is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. This tactic is highly successful with the Internet cowboy.

"I always just assumed Angeleyes was hot, until I saw her photograph. In reality she looks like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick and Seabiscuit... I'd still fuck her though, she said she'd fly here and she swallows."

See chatroom, internet dirt, maury, minger


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