What is Angelina Jolie-pitt?
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an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.
otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
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