Angleton

What is Angleton?


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A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.

Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?

Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.

See angleton, texas, dirty south, houston


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