What is Anglican?
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An adherent to The Church of England, an institution allegedly founded upon the notion that a church ruled by the King would somehow be holier than one ruled by the Pope. In actuality, Anglicanism began because King Henry VIII couldn't get a hard-on. The Pope (see:
Following this, a period of several decades passed whereby Anglicans and Catholics preceded to burn each other on stakes, both taking turns at this ritual depending on which religion the ruling monarch of England favoured. However, because of its mind-boggling idiocy, no historian has been able to properly document this era without dying of a brain hemmorage.
Even more decades passed, and Catholics lost power permanently in England, and were kept cruelly supressed by the Anglican Church, who would not let them go to university or hold positions in government. This probably explains why Alexander Pope's poetry sucks. Also, Guy Fawkes, a rightfully disenfranchised Catholic, attempted to blow up the English parliament, but was arrested while attempting to blow up six billion crates of dynamite shoved into a six by eight foot basement. When brought before the (Anglican) King James I to beg forgiveness, he promptly spit on his face. This should not be confused with
In a modern context, several characteristics can be ascribed to Anglicans:
1) Extreme spoiledness (i.e. I ran away from home because my parents wanted me to pay an eighth of my tuition)
2) Contant lauding of their self, righteous "progressive values"
3) A false sense of pride because their second cousin-in-law went to Oxford or some fucking thing
4) A contrived, socially detached air that lets you know that they're better than everyone else in the room
5) The kind of conversation skills that are put to shame by most mutes and/or Uzbekistani hookers
6) An elitist disposition because they were forced to read T.S. Eliot in university and think they're fuckin brilliant because of it.
I'm not sure which is more painful, shoving my hand in the fucking blender and turning it to maximum, or having to carry on a forced conversation with an Anglican in an elevator about how she makes "kind of a lot of money".
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Anglicans Whom are often called angels
Seven angels were sent to earth to help the people
Each angel was said to do serant task.
There are many forms of angelicas
And like everyone else they look like normal people.
You can not look at a person and go Yep she's an anglican Just because the person looks hot/sexy or has a cute face.
No they can come in many forms.
Fact:
Not all angicans are nice and sweet, In fact some can be bitter and cold.
Not all angicans are light bringers or holy.
Not all of them are follower of god or goody goody.
There are such thing as dark anglics and angel so filled with hatred that she or he becomes what some call an gray angel. This is the frist form an dark angelic takes before becoming an a true dark demonic creature.
The gray angels Are often filled with sadness and false hope. Depite this they still have love for humans and try to please them. But the more time they spend with there human friends the more they grow to envy them, The more they grow to hate them. So much That they would even go as far as killing them.
The 2nd form of this transform is called the dark-Anglicans.
They are so filled with hatred that there very eye's glow red, And only hatred can be seen in there faces. There wings half angle like and half demonic. They enjoy lieing and twisting and playing with your head. They'll pretend to your friend just to get what they want before they drain you slowly, and I mean slowly.
The 3rd and finally form are called demontiors. Or demon who ones was a angel of light. Ones they are in this form, There is no hope or ever saving them. These creatures are said to be so evil that the gods them self ones banishents them away into the darkness, They'll not kill you in sight but they will kill you slowly. Draining you. Very few see get a chance to see a demontior and live to tell about it. Often they appear as shadows, not not in your bedroom closest, Or under your bed. They only live in the astro-real Or in the very dark part of it. Very rarely do they visit the human world, Often and only to feed on souls. Human souls that are trapped in this world, and who refused to pass. Or bad souls who did naughty things. Oh sure how bad can it be? Right to be eaten by one of these things? Well do bad things and you'll find out, You'll find out.
Now despite all this.
Some angelicans are sent to help people
But like I said just because someone is an angelican. Doesn't mean there always good. Sometimes an angel starts out good....Tell the darkness gets to them.
Ways to spot an angelican
Often has an arua colors of
Blue whites ingo Yellows and purples
Can have others colors as well but most of the time White blues and yellows will be tossed in there
Are empath and often healers
When around them people claim to feel more happy
Or at ease.
Alot of angelicans hate larg crouds
Often needing time to themselfs
Unlike psi's Anglicans give enegry instead of taking it.
Which is the main reason they need to recharge.
There are also hybred anglicans Half angel half human.
Most anglicans born are often only 50%-75% Anglicans.
Only true anglicans are stent Or casted from the heavens.
Those who are born are often called Angels of earth, Or one who are born of the earth. These people can choice to live a normal life Unlike there full blooded brothers and sisters.
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She so sweet just like an anglican
That poor girl I swear she was casted from the heavens
She has the face of an angel
He might look sweet but I can already tell he's going down the wrong road.
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